Did you see Ron's ESPN interview? That dude is 'hyper excited' to be a Lakers and looks to me he has some R.A.D.D. going on (Ron's Attention Deficit Disorder). Sounds like he will do anything to play under Phil Jackson, even promise to be good.
How bad does Ron Artest want a Lakers Championship? More than the hardest working player in the NBA, Kobe?
This is the Muppet commercial, I would like to see.
The setting: Ron Artest showing up at Kobe’s place at four in the morning. Ron is ringing the doorbell over and over again, as Kobe now opens the door half-asleep.
Picture Ron as the obnoxious, pesky kid.
“Cmon Kobe, let’s go work out!”
“Its 4 AM Ron!”
“Yeah, I know, sorry I’m late, but we got a Championship to win, and you know what they say, “The early bird gets the Title! Right Kobe, right Kobe!”
In the background, we hear LeBron yell out. “Who’s at the door Kobe?! Its the middle of the night!”
“It's nobody LeBron. go back to bed!”
“Hey Kobe, if LeBron wants to work out, he can come too. That would be fun. We’d be the Three Amigos. That sounds really nice Kobe. Uh Kobe?! Uh Kobe?!”
“That’s okay Ron, he don’t usually wake up 'till 10. And today, he’s meeting Shaq at Dunkin Donuts”
“Hey Kobe, Kobe, what you say after we lift weights we go down to El Segundo and play some one on one, followed by some three on three at UCLA. Ooh! Ooh! Kobe, I got a better idea. Let’s form a team and go to Las Vegas and play some in the NBA Summer League”
“Ron, Ron….” (Kobe shaking his head in disapproval)
“Kobe, Kobe, get this, We call ourselves, ‘The Brothers from LA’. That way, everyone knows we family now!”
“Ron, Ron…..I’m not even dressed!…….
“That’s okay Kobe, you can change in the car. We can’t waste time, because every second counts when you are trying to win a Championship. Right Kobe?! Right Kobe?!
“And Kobe, I got a real good idea, real good one. How about, I move in with you all? Then we can talk basketball ALL the time”
Kobe rolls his eyes wondering, what am I in for?
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